http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/ Rambling Along Sat, 13 May 2006 16:45:02 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2006. Art Relationships Writing http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/170.html Sat, 13 May 2006 22:44:22 GMT Testing..... Testing....... Is this thing on? Hello all! Damn it's been a long time since I've updated this thing, but life happens and things get in the way. Well ok, actually I was just to lazy to update but it's the same thing really...... Anyhoo life is going pretty good right now. After being unemployed for 9 months I started to go a little wonky for lack of anything to do so I decided to get a job. I am now gainfully employed with AOL. I never thought that I would be doing a sales job but I am, and I actually enjoy it! I am making alot more money than I did at Ass Central and I have... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=170 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/169.html Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:24:06 GMT My mother called me today at 4 a.m. and gave me a royal reaming about my last post. She demanded that I apologize. Here it is! If my comments offended anyone I am truly sorry. Does that make you happy dear?That being said I think the New Orleans Saints should change their name to the New Orleans Looters. Badumbump! http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=169 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/168.html Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:57:18 GMT OK so I know I haven't updated in a while and I apologize for that but since I got home from Brighton I have been a whirling dervish of creativity. I found this incredibly cool wallpaper in London that looks like crushed velvet, purple crushed velvet so of course I had to have it. Plus it was in the bargain bin (my sister says that is because nobody else was gay enough to buy it) so I got it for 3 quid a roll. Because of it I got a few stares when I went through customs but oh well.Yeah so about the hurricane. I am so tired of hearing people bitch and complain about how the federal government... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=168 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/167.html Mon, 01 Aug 2005 03:48:06 GMT Inspired by the Great Stroppy One and her recent list I have decided to resurrect one of my favorite lists.Duct Tape Vs. Hot GlueAnd now for all those women out there who wonder "is he or isnt he?" I will now give you a short checklist on how to tell if your child/husband/brother/boyfriend is gay or straight. Here goes: 1. Straight men use duct tape, gay men use hot glue. 2. Straight men have bare bulbs hanging from the ceiling, gay men have wall sconces. 3. Straight men say "Fuck", gay men say "Fuck Me". 4. Straight men have yellow stains around the bottom of their toilet, gay men... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=167 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/166.html Fri, 22 Jul 2005 22:59:24 GMT Well I'm glad to report that I am no longer "blocked". I mentioned my problem to my granny who later made me drink this potion, it was thick and nasty, I asked her what was in it, "you don't want to know" was her reply. It worked, I did not get off the toilet for 2 days.My sister's little heathens are here minus their parents. I thought that my parents and grandparents would keep them in line, quite the opposite has taken place. They have the run of the place and are being spoiled rotten. It has fallen on me to discipline the little buggers which is getting old, but when they get hurt,... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=166 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/164.html Sat, 09 Jul 2005 02:12:56 GMT I've got a secret, and it's a BIG one! Are you ready for it? You may want to sit down for this one. Ok, here it is!I haven't pooped for almost a week! I don't understand it, this does not happen to me, as soon as I heard my mother's voice my bowels just seized up. I highly suspect that it has something to do with the amount of bread I have been eating, I am addicted to Granary bread. We don't have granary bread in the states so when I come home I tend to binge.I went to the beauty shop thursday with Granny and convinced her to add some spice into her life, she passed on the light blue rinse... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=164 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/163.html Thu, 07 Jul 2005 16:42:06 GMT Hello everyone! I am fine! I am still in Youghal, the most boring village in the world. London was bombed today but I am 500 miles away. Holy God and fuck! I am bored out of my mind!!! Thursday was my first day here and it was fine, getting caught up with the ENTIRE family, never fun but ALWAYS eventful. I learned who was getting married, divorced, who was cheating on who and why, I learned who was in financial trouble, sick, gay etc.I thought that visiting my parents and grandparents would be nice and relaxing, wrong! I have been up every morning at 4 to help my grandparents tend to the... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=163 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/162.html Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:54:23 GMT Well my peeps at 1:00 this afternoon I am getting on a plane and heading home. I can't wait it is going to be so much fun. Well Ireland won't, Ireland will be torture but England will be lots of fun. I've got my Valium packed and I'm ready to deal with my family. Wish me luck! http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=162 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/161.html Tue, 21 Jun 2005 15:01:11 GMT Well Portland was interesting, the job is mine if I want it, but I am going to take the summer and think about it. I had originally planned to stay in Portland until Wednesday but by Sunday I could no longer stand the state of Justin's house. Justin is one of my oldest and dearest friends but lets just say that he does not strive to keep an orderly house. I'm not one of those people who can live in a rubbish dump and since Justin tends to get angry at others cleaning up his environment (as I am apt to do) I decided that it was time for me to come home.I was shocked when I first got into... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=161 http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/archive/160.html Fri, 17 Jun 2005 17:53:12 GMT Ok, so the dog officially has a name. I left him with my sister and her kids while I'm in Portland and foolishly told my niece and nephew that they could name him. Because he is four and just saw the new Star Wars movie my nephew wanted to name him Darth Vader, and because she inherited the smartass gene from me and knew how much I would dislike the name, my niece decided to name him Elvis. So Elvis it is!Portland is GORGEOUS!!!!! I am having a great time here but all of the people are really quite uppity, which means that I get to remove my heels, snap off my nails and bring them down a few... (more) http://ramblingalong.blogdrive.com/comments?id=160